Random randomness thread

[Killy]

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[alittleacorn]

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Lol at first I thought the words on those cat pictures were in another language XD

And here's a funny list I found. I wonder if anybody's actually done any of them.

TO DO list
Hire two private investigators. Get them to follow each other.

Major in philosophy. Ask people WHY they would like fries with that.

Go into a crowded elevator and say, “I bet you’re all wondering why I gathered you here,” with a straight face.

Make vanilla pudding. Put in mayo jar. Eat in public.

Run into a store, ask what year it is. When someone answers, yell “It worked!” and run out cheering.

Buy a horse, name it “Oscar Takes the Lead,” enter it in horse races.

Invite someone into your office, turn around in office chair and say, “I’ve been expecting you…”

Change name to Simon. Speak in third person.

Buy a parrot. Teach the parrot to say, “Help! I’ve been turned into a parrot.”

Follow joggers around in a car blasting “Eye of the Tighter” for encouragement.

[pressure6666]

Lol at first I thought the words on those cat pictures were in another language XD

And here's a funny list I found. I wonder if anybody's actually done any of them.

TO DO list
Hire two private investigators. Get them to follow each other.

Major in philosophy. Ask people WHY they would like fries with that.

Go into a crowded elevator and say, “I bet you’re all wondering why I gathered you here,” with a straight face.

Make vanilla pudding. Put in mayo jar. Eat in public.

Run into a store, ask what year it is. When someone answers, yell “It worked!” and run out cheering.

Buy a horse, name it “Oscar Takes the Lead,” enter it in horse races.

Invite someone into your office, turn around in office chair and say, “I’ve been expecting you…”

Change name to Simon. Speak in third person.

Buy a parrot. Teach the parrot to say, “Help! I’ve been turned into a parrot.”

Follow joggers around in a car blasting “Eye of the Tighter” for encouragement.

Man..thats soo full of win xDD

the truth about bambee...dafuq did i just watched? c:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1vjd...ure=plpp_video

[Killy]

Lol at first I thought the words on those cat pictures were in another language XD

And here's a funny list I found. I wonder if anybody's actually done any of them.

TO DO list
Hire two private investigators. Get them to follow each other.

Major in philosophy. Ask people WHY they would like fries with that.

Go into a crowded elevator and say, “I bet you’re all wondering why I gathered you here,” with a straight face.

Make vanilla pudding. Put in mayo jar. Eat in public.

Run into a store, ask what year it is. When someone answers, yell “It worked!” and run out cheering.

Buy a horse, name it “Oscar Takes the Lead,” enter it in horse races.

Invite someone into your office, turn around in office chair and say, “I’ve been expecting you…”

Change name to Simon. Speak in third person.

Buy a parrot. Teach the parrot to say, “Help! I’ve been turned into a parrot.”

Follow joggers around in a car blasting “Eye of the Tighter” for encouragement.

lets see....
i got:
grow a big round belly so i can put my arms on it

find the graal. And hide it in some hardest place to find

stop mayas from blowing up the planet in dec 2012 'cause you wanted to do it yourself in january the first

beat up a cangaroo in a box match

graduate?

unistall windows 95

stop posting bs on internet:/

i'll never go past the last point.

[alittleacorn]

What Dante really should've had written on his arm.
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[Killy]

anyone notices the aliasing finger?: D

[alittleacorn]

anyone notices the aliasing finger?: D

I don't know about the aliasing finger, but I think Dante needs a bigger slice of pizza in that shot O_____________________O

[Apollo]

I think Dante needs a bigger slice of pizza in that shot O_____________________O

He's either hung like a hamster or a female called Danielle. Either that or he's been trying to shave his bikini for a new gilette razor advert and slipped.

The cheesy pizza could always be to symbolise poor personal hygiene. A bit like the baseball bat implies 'got wood' let alone the shape.

What's the box on the left... viagra.... or hormone replacement tablets.

How on earth are people supposed to take the character seriously with stuff like this. I'm surprised no ones contacted Nt to get the phone number of Dante's beautician.

Lisbeth Salander (Girl with the Dragon Tattoo) has got more balls than Dante.

[alittleacorn]

He's either hung like a hamster or a female called Danielle. Either that or he's been trying to shave his bikini for a new gilette razor advert and slipped.

The cheesy pizza could always be to symbolise poor personal hygiene. A bit like the baseball bat implies 'got wood' let alone the shape.

What's the box on the left... viagra.... or hormone replacement tablets.

How on earth are people supposed to take the character seriously with stuff like this. I'm surprised no ones contacted Nt to get the phone number of Dante's beautician.

Lisbeth Salander (Girl with the Dragon Tattoo) has got more balls than Dante.

I think the pizza's a reference to the original DmC and how that Dante loved pizza too. The baseball bat, Dante could just have that to ward off anybody that might try breaking into his trailer, considering he might not want to use his other weapons on real people if he's trying to lay low from demons. As for the other thing...I'm, pretty sure that's a empty packet of cupcakes right there. ^^

And I don't know, female characters are thrown into strip teases all the time (same thing was done to Lightning in FF13-2 recently in fact) that I've actually gotten sick of it. Why can't male characters have the same?

But erm, I agree a more subtle approach is needed here. Hold on a second...



By the power of llama! I shield thee!

[Apollo]

Yeah, I get the references to the old series. I'm just taking the mikey because its so obvious.